Wednesday, October 31, 2012

Green Gashlycrumb: Awesome Things that Scarred Me for Life

Happy Halloween, hotties! It's the time of year for candy, costumes, and scary stories to keep you awake and raging all night.

I would like to share with you one of my favorite scary stories of all time. It scared to bejesus out of my when I was little and still turns my shoulders into earrings.

 That being said, I give you "The Green Ribbon"as read by some dude:


Alfred might have had a ribbon fetish

Perhaps you recognize the tale from In A Dark, Dark Room and Other Scary Stories, a book targeted at children in the1980's. What a fucked up decade.


Never Forget Jenny

Another interesting book from my childhood is The Gashlycrumb Tinies by Edward Gorey. Someone was awesome enough to set it to one of my favourite love songs, "My Body's a Zombie for You" by Dead Man's Bones... Pedo-Necrophilia at its finest.




That Gin'll Get Ya!


Pass these to your youngins as to continue the tradition of scarring children for life. Besooooos





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