Giant snakes and schoolgirls aside, I thought this was perhaps all an elaborate cosplay made solely for this Grimes video.
Turns out, I was wrong. I was so totally, wonderfully wrong. The cyberlady has slithered out of the nether regions of Los Angeles to grace us with a music video of her own. Her name is Brooke Candy. She is perfection, if perfection means one-upping Kreayshawn (which is exactly its meaning, by the way).
Lookit. Lookit. Das me.
So here you go, fellow internet warriors. This is what years of research and development have brought us. This is our culture, encapsulated in one, brilliant video. This is where we are going as a human race.
Don't be scared. Shake ya titties, internet.
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