Some how while doing research, I fell into the weird part of the internet.
Well, probably not so weird..
It's the 90's again and sticky beverages are shooting into delighted faces, grown men are whipping their ultraviolet hairback and forth, and there's some kind of ritual going on... I just had to share it with you guys. And so I present Boody and Le1f's "Soda."
Obey Your Oral Fixation
If you would like to learn more about this duo and EP, jump on over to pitchfork.com.
Besos, and remember to step up to the ocean and put the serum in your system.
DMX will totally play all of your reindeer games, which is just another check on the long list for reasons why he's my favorite. (Need we even hearken back to the times of the XXL Magazine interview? Yo' mama aint name you no damn Barack!)
You'll go down in historyyyy... (forever!)
Happy holidays, internets. I hope you inspire us with your own rendition of "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" after slamming down one too many eggnogs!
Like a fine wine, the internet has provided us with the perfect counterpoint to kittens and Lil B.
The raucous, unholy vegans at Vegan Black Metal Chef have posted the answer to your satanic November rituals: Vegan Black Metal Thanksgiving!!!! (scroll down for the video)
Roast in the eternal flame for 45 minutes!
Cool! My inverted pentagram altar also doubles as a cutting board!
This video is metal as fuck and the cooking directions are surprisingly easy to follow. I also rather enjoy being screamed at (and I'm sure you do too), so this is perfection in its truest form. Let's all watch, shall we?
GRAVY IS BROTH AND FAAAAAAAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well, everybody. If you never thought you'd completely lose your shit and form a circle pit for moshing to the guttural melodies of the Cooking Channel, the internet is here to prove you wrong. Happy Black Metal Thanksgiving!!
So the "first rapper ever to publish a book at 19," Lil B has dropped the single of the newest cat to the rap game on Youtube-- literally a cat.
Her name is Keke and she lays down the meanest, smoothest purrs to ever hit the game. Check the track below.
B: "Say something, Keke"
Keke [translated]: "Rub my belly and look at my asshole-- it's a star like I is"
You can find out more about Keke from Chris Martins's article over at Spin.com, and if you are young cat with a dream, you can follow the premiere animal-rap mogul Lil B on Twitter.
My drunken, 2:30 AM internet explorations rarely end in anything other than dubstep I can't remember downloading and music videos I can't unsee.
Such was the case with both my unearthing of an Australian DJ named Qua and his beatific visions in film.
So I downloaded an album, and with it came some videos. The first is pretty much what would happen if Prodigy's "Smack My Bitch Up" had drug-fueled, unprotected sex with Meet the Feebles in a dirty bathroom stall.
change my pitch up.
(Disclaimer: Meet the Feebles, to this very day, is the most scarring movie I have ever seen. Before his Lord of the Rings days, Peter Jackson was a sick, sick man. Go forward with care, my internet buddies.)
So now that you've been properly introduced, let's all watch Qua's video for his song "Circles"
And just for funsies, let's watch his other video from this album! It's for a song called "Goodmorning Sun," and is rather less intimidating and more surreal/hilarious.
So in conclusion, internets -- viva Australia. Viva Peter Jackson. Viva people making puppets shoot up heroin.
In South Korea, there is a cultural phenomenon that is probably pretty strange to Americans. People aren't weird and giggly about pooping. In fact, some people positively love it -- and the toilets the poop is deposited in.
One man loved toilets so much that he built a house shaped like one. It is now the site for the world's first toilet-based theme park. Here, you can learn about the history of receptacles for human waste!
Some cultures have "the Thinker." South Korea has immortalized the Pooper.
Adding this to my long list of things I'd like to see in Asia. Maybe someday we can start a fund for orphaned American children to go experience this one-of-a-kind theme park.
