'Tis the Season for DMX!

DMX will totally play all of your reindeer games, which is just another check on the long list for reasons why he's my favorite. (Need we even hearken back to the times of the XXL Magazine interview? Yo' mama aint name you no damn Barack!)

You'll go down in historyyyy... (forever!)

Happy holidays, internets. I hope you inspire us with your own rendition of "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" after slamming down one too many eggnogs!